Collection
All the Hats
Pick one, patch it, wear it everywhere.
Talk Birdie To Me
For the golfer whose short game is questionable but whose one-liners never miss. Black crown, white mesh, leather patch that does the flirting for you.
$25
Real Men Have Curves
Dad bod, proud bod. All black, all mesh, all confidence. Wear it to the cookout and let the patch introduce you.
$25
Weekend Hooker
Monday through Friday you have a job. Saturday and Sunday you have a rod. Clean white cap, oval patch, zero shame.
$25
My Ol' Lady Will Kill You
A gentle warning, embroidered in leather. Blacked-out flat brim for the guy who is definitely, absolutely spoken for.
$25
Timber & Tide
The house hat. Mountains meet the wave, stitched onto a classic all-black flat brim. Wear it anywhere, blame us for nothing.
$25